Dada, by Craig J. Clark -- Week Ninety-Six Tears of a Clown When There's No One Around

Dada, by Craig J. Clark -- Week Ninety-Six

Comic for 1 December 2003

1 December 2003

Comic for 2 December 2003

2 December 2003

Comic for 3 December 2003

3 December 2003

Comic for 4 December 2003

4 December 2003

Comic for 5 December 2003

5 December 2003

The Beginning The Immediate Past The Past The Immediate Future The End

Dispatches from the Tedium of Submarine Travel:

1 December 2003 - Quote of the Week: "There are two kinds of metal in this yard: scrap and art. If you gotta eat one of them, eat the scrap. What you currently have -- in your mouth -- is ART." --Dean McCoppin, beatnik artist, explaining things to the Iron Giant

2 December 2003 - Okay, listen to this: The Land Before Time X: The Great Longneck Migration comes out on video today. Now first of all, I didn't know beer bottles migrated. And second of all, THEY'RE STILL MAKING FREAKING LAND BEFORE TIME MOVIES?!?!?

3 December 2003 - Again with the thing. Seems yesterday was also the video premiere of Beethoven's 5th, a sequel so far removed from its origins that it doesn't even have the second-string cast of the third and fourth movies to work with. Instead, we get Dave Thomas, Faith Ford and John Larroquette -- all of whom need to fire their agents. Seriously.

5 December 2003 - To end the week on a positive note, take The Nightmare Before Christmas -- a perfectly good children's film that Disney has thus far seen fit to leave alone and not turn into a franchise. Let's hope that remains the case.

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