Welcome to
THE DUCK POND
-- the homepond of Craig J. Quack

Quack, quack quack. Quack quack quack quack. For those of you who don't speak American Mallard, I just said, "Greetings, one and all, and welcome to my pond." If you've come here by mistake and don't feel like getting your sneakers all muddy, then you can either hit the "Back" button or click on this little fellow:

If not, sit back, relax and try to avoid the alligators.

As usual, I haven't redecorated in a while. This is probably because I don't really exist. I am just a figment (albeit a rather charming and attractice one) of Craig J. Clark's imagination. Still, as figments go, I beat that silly little purple dragon at Epcot Center any day.

Anyway, things are puttering along as they usually do around here. Normally I'd be migrating soon, but I've gotten into the habit of staying in Jersey all year round (something I picked up from the geese at Trenton State). Besides, there are enough things going on right here to keep me occupied. Oh, yes. And my fictional alter ego lives and works here, so I can't rightly leave him, can I?

If you're interested in seeing what I look like (and really, who isn't?), click here.

When I first set up shop here, I checked around and found only a couple other websites that actually held my interest. The first was Duck Central, which purported to be "world's largest" duck site. Well, that's as maybe, because it isn't there anymore.

The other site -- which is still active, by the by -- is aptly named Ducks of the World. There you will find many pictures of my international brethren. Definitely worth a look. It even contains references (albeit printed ones).

Well, that's all for now. Until next... Oh my-- LOOK OUT! BEHIND YOU!

Uhh, you won't be needing that leg, will you?


P.S. If you wish to contact me, send a message to cjclark1973@yahoo.com. My human will then pick it up and pass it along to me. Thank you and have a nice day.