> Awww..  I wanted to see Santa kick that guy's ass...
> 

Your wish, my command.


[Santa turns and walks toward the fireplace.  Balleau draws his
pistol.]

SANTA: What do you want, Balleau?
BALLEAU: Would you... spend Christmas with me?  I'm so very lonely.
         No one on the island likes me for some reason.  Maybe it's
         all the killing.  I don't know.
SANTA: You've got me at gunpoint, Balleau.  I don't see how I can
       say no.
BALLEAU: Then it's settled!  Hurrah!

[The trophies spring to life.]

TROPHIES: Merry Christmas, Albert Balleau!

[They sing the melody from "Hark the Herald Angel Sing" in falsetto.]

TROPHIES: Loo loo loo
          Loo loo loo loooooo....

[Balleau, overcome with Christmas euphoria, joins them.  He faces
the audience, turning his back on Santa.]

[Seeing his opportunity, Santa picks up the bag of toys and sneaks
up behind Balleau.  He uses the bag of toys to bludgeon Balleau on
the back of the head.  The song ends.]

BALLEAU: Down I go.

[He falls to the floor.  Santa stands over him like Muhammad Ali
in that famous photograph.  But jolly old St. Nick isn't done with
this guy yet.  Oh no.  He gives Balleau a vicous thrashing with the
toys, a la Al Capone in "The Untouchables."]

SANTA: This is for Comet!  [THWACK!]  And this is for Blitzen!
       [TWACK!]  And Cupid and Dasher and Donner and Vixen!
       [THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! THWACK!]  And Dancer! [THWACK!]
       And Prancer! [THWACK!]  And one more for Blitzen! [THWACK!]

[Pause.  Santa Claus catches his breath.]

TROPHY #1: Hey, don't forget Rudolph!
TROSPHY #2: Yeah, he's the most famous reindeer of all!

[The trophies start singing "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
and Santa kicks Balleau to the rhythm of the song.]

      Rudolph the red-nosed reinder   [kick, kick]
      Had a very shiny nose           [kick, kick]
      And if you ever saw it          [kick, kick]
      You would even say it glows     [kick, kick]

[Lights dim.  Curtain falls.]

                           [THE END]